What makes me reconsider dating

Recently, a friend texted to tell me it was over with the guy she was seeing. In that moment, I wanted to a) key something valuable to him and b) punch him in the dick. And then it just made me angry because my next thought was, “again.” Lately, I’ve noticed an angering and frustrating trend when talking to friends […]

Aloha Hawaii

In my quest to take over the world, I’m ready to add another travel notch in my belt. Hawaii, get off my list of places to see for the first time. Yes, I spent seven days in the (insanely f*cking hot) sun and got sand in places I didn’t know was possible in Hawaii. Specifically, in Maui and Oahu. And […]